just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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