Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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