Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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