Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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