It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just google imaged poop.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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