8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
we made out on top of his cat.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just found puke in my bra..
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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