How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Couch. On fire.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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