I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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