I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
