Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You are a genius and a whore.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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