I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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