Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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