if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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