cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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