What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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