So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Why can't burritos get me drunk
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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