these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
