walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Is it penis luge time yet?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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