You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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