The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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