I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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