You smell like stripper and shame
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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