And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
