4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
