I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I think we might need a safe word for this...
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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