You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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