she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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