Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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