She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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