Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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