what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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