Well douche your snatch and let's go!
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Drunk is not a location!
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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