Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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