He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm sobbing to NWA
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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