Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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