It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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