You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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