No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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