I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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