if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
