gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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