I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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