We should be called the Road Head Warriors
we're making bets on your personal life
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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