god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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