Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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