you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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