problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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