What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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