I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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