I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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