He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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