My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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