The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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