Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
My dad is sitting where you rode me
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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